Not long ago, I had a regular girl who greatly enjoyed having sex, but had never tried anal. She was a 20 year old hottie with pouty lips, soulful eyes, a petite nose and a rocking body. She was still a virgin in the back side, so she was understandably hesitant to stick a foreign object up her ass. But with time and the promise of a generous bonus, she eventually agreed to let me try.
I gently reassured her. “Just the tip, ok? I promise, I won’t put it in all the way”. Famous last words.
And soon afterwards, she realized that it was a lot more fun than she expected.
A few weeks later, she had fully realized the joy of anal sex. I then gave her a present of a gold plated anal plug. Whenever I came calling at her apartment, she would meet me at the door, naked and fully plugged. It was a joy to behold. Mirabile Dictu. She enjoyed wearing it around the home. She soon graduated to secretly wearing it in public. What a wonderful girl.
This gold plated plug was not just a fashion accessory, like a pair of earrings. For a woman, an anal plug will press on the wall of the vagina, and provide some nice sensations for her, when she is walking or standing. Also, this lucky girl could cum faster than you can say “Can you hold on while I take off my shoes”? This led to some splendid hanky-panky in the bar. We would stand side by side at the long bar, and I would discreetly put my hand under her dress. With a few pushes on the plug, she would very soon be biting her lower lip, trying not to moan out loud. And did I mention that she wasn’t wearing any panties?
Of course, if any nearby bar patron was to look at her face, he would notice that her eyeballs were rolling upwards in her head, and wonder to himself, “Is she okay”? Yep, yep. She’s more than okay. She’s fucking great.
A public secret
I was desperately tempted to share my secret with my mates in the bar. A sly and devilish voice was whispering in my ear, urging me to do it. I’d already finished a few beers, and this was not improving my judgment. My will to resist was fading. My lips were getting loose.
“See that gorgeous young woman over there in the short red dress”?
“She has a banana shaped plug up her ass”.
“And she’s not wearing any panties”.
“And she’s having a silent orgasm right now, as I speak”.
But alas, I had taken a sacred vow of silence, so I did not speak, although it nearly killed me.
Now the secret is out, and the whole world knows.
Anal plugs come in many shapes and sizes. My bouncing bunny girl found that a slender, three inch long curved plug was the best fit and generated the greatest number silent public orgasms. We shopped together on Amazon, to find the style, size and color that she liked. And for a horny 20 year old girl, any kind of shopping, even for an anal plug, is good fun.
She was a rare breed. I’ve never met another girl who was as eager as she was to put slippery things up her ass. Another, more recent lady friend was just as horny, but less enthusiastic about anal. She was willing to try it, in the name of science. It made her cum, but the concept turned her off. Occasionally, she is in the mood for anal, and I immediately comply with her request.
It’s like me and fried spiders. It’s a popular food over here. These are big tropical spiders. These nightmares are almost the size of a McDonald’s cheeseburger. Supposedly, they are healthy and full of protein. But you’d have to hold a gun to my head before I would put one of those crispy critters in my mouth and let it slide down my throat.
But if in some alternate universe, a pair of hard body 19-year-old virgin twins approached me and said that they were tired of being virgins, and wanted me to teach them all about sex, at no charge, and all I had to do to get the job was swallow a handful of giant spiders, then yeah, I’d probably do it. But I would need a big bottle of ketchup.
Other ladies have tried anal sex once with me, and then said, nope, never again. But perhaps the most common reply to my question is no. Never tried it, and don’t want to try it now. That’s fine with me. I respect everyone’s personal choices.
A hypothetical question for the ladies
I like to ask bar girls and lady friends the following question. “If you were financially secure, had a home and more than enough money, how often would you want to have sex”? They generally stop what they are doing and give the question some serious consideration. Perhaps that question has never occurred to them before.
Predictably, the answer varies from “Every day” to “Two or three times a week” to “Once a week”. Only the mamasans in their 40’s and 50’s say “never”. Fortunately, it appears that most young women enjoy having regular sex. A select few can learn to enjoy anal sex as well, if you have the patience to work with them.
If they can learn to enjoy anal sex, then I can learn to enjoy fried spiders. The next step is snakes and crickets.
John Bonnaque is a regular contributor. He has written reports on an awesome threesome, the thrill of the chase, the readership of Rockit Reports, the future of sex, his personal experience at Hunny Bunny Massage in Bangkok.
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