Cocaine and Company Clothing
Not politically Correct Canada Clothing
Black Hat White Line Flex Flat
$ 100.00
Support Independent Satirical Journalism with Style
More than just premium headwear – this is your statement piece for independent media. When you purchase the Black Hat White Line Flex Flat, you’re not just buying a hat; you’re investing in fearless, uncensored journalism that challenges the status quo.
Why This Purchase Matters:
- Fund Independent Editorial Excellence: Every purchase directly supports our editorial team’s ability to create cutting-edge satirical content
- Spread the Movement: Wear your support for independent digital media that refuses corporate influence
- Join Our Community: Become part of the equation that keeps truly independent journalism alive
Premium Features:
- Flexfit 210 Home Run cap design for year-round comfort
- 83% Acrylic, 15% Wool, 2% Spandex premium blend
- Structured fit with stretch technology
- Bold white line design that sparks conversations
White Hat Pink Line Flex Flat
$ 95.00
Pink Power Meets Independent Press
Break stereotypes while supporting breakthrough journalism. This isn’t just fashion – it’s a declaration that independent media deserves your support. The pink line represents the bold, unapologetic approach we take to satirical journalism.
Your Impact:
- Enhance Our Editorial Vision: Your purchase helps fund investigative satirical pieces that mainstream media won’t touch
- Amplify Independent Voices: Wearing our brand spreads awareness about truly independent digital publishing
- Support Creative Freedom: Help us maintain editorial independence without corporate oversight
Premium Specifications:
- Mid-crown Flexfit design for universal appeal
- 83% Acrylic, 15% Wool, 2% Spandex professional blend
- Weather-resistant for year-round wear
- Distinctive pink line that commands attention
Black Hat White line Flex
$ 95.00
Classic Independent Spirit
The essential headwear for supporters of independent satirical journalism. This streamlined design represents the pure essence of our mission: delivering unfiltered, independent content that challenges conventional thinking.
Why Your Purchase Powers Change:
- Strengthen Editorial Independence: Direct funding for our writers and editors to create fearless content
- Expand Our Digital Reach: Help us grow our platform and reach more readers seeking authentic journalism
- Preserve Media Freedom: Support a completely independent magazine that answers to readers, not advertisers
Technical Excellence:
- Streamlined Flexfit design (Style: 206258880)
- 98% Acrylic, 2% Spandex high-performance blend
- Stretch-fitted for optimal comfort
- Minimalist white line for sophisticated statement
Female Sweater
$ 109.00
Elevate Your Wardrobe, Elevate Independent Journalism
Sophistication meets satirical edge in this essential sweater designed for women who support independent media. When you choose Cocaine Company, you’re choosing to fund journalism that refuses to compromise.
Your Investment Creates Impact:
- Empower Female Voices: Support a platform that champions diverse perspectives in satirical journalism
- Fund Quality Content: Every purchase helps us invest in better editorial tools and expanded coverage
- Build Community: Join a network of readers who value authentic, independent digital media
Design Philosophy:
- Effortless style that transitions from casual to professional
- Premium comfort materials for all-day wear
- Subtle elegance with satirical sophistication
- Perfect for women who appreciate bold, independent thinking
Hoddies
$ 162.00
Minimalist Style, Maximum Impact
Step into everyday luxury while supporting fearless journalism. This Black Hoodie represents the intersection of sophisticated style and independent media advocacy. Every time you wear it, you’re promoting truly independent digital journalism..
Your Purchase Powers Progress:
- Enhance Editorial Resources: Fund better tools and technology for our satirical content creation
- Expand Independent Reach: Help us grow our audience and influence in digital media
- Maintain Editorial Freedom: Support journalism that remains completely independent from corporate influence
Luxury Features:
- Minimalist design with maximum sophistication
- Discreetly embroidered branding for subtle statement
- Elevated comfort for everyday luxury
- Clean silhouette that commands respect
T-shirts Casual Men
$ 110.00
Bold Style for Bold Minds
For men who balance professional success with supporting authentic journalism. This isn’t just casual wear – it’s a badge of honor for those who refuse mainstream media manipulation and choose independent satirical content.
Supporting Independent Excellence:
- Invest in Editorial Quality: Your purchase directly funds better investigative satirical pieces
- Champion Media Independence: Wear your support for journalism that answers only to truth
- Join the Movement: Be part of the equation that keeps independent digital media thriving
Premium Features:
- Perfect balance of comfort and durability
- Professional quality for work-to-weekend versatility
- Touch of irreverence that sparks meaningful conversations
- Designed for men who think independently
Mini Crown Spoon CC Metal 3D Keychain
Special Gift with Every Cocaine Company Clothing Purchase!
This isn’t just a keychain – it’s a symbol of your membership in the independent journalism community. Crafted exclusively for Cocaine Company supporters, this collectible represents your commitment to funding fearless, satirical content.
Collector’s Value:
- Limited edition design exclusive to supporters
- High-quality silver finish construction
- Conversation starter that promotes independent media
- Symbol of your contribution to editorial independence
Specifications:
- Premium metal 3D construction
- Distinctive crown spoon design
- Compact 1cm³ size for everyday carry
- Exclusive to Cocaine Company community
Ready to Wears
Cocaine and Company, we believe in looking sharp without sacrificing the planet. We’re a North America company launching a new line of eco-friendly clothing designed for the modern professional.
