Micheal Thomas .Jr

Michael Thomas Jr. is a grizzled wordsmith hailing from the wilds of Alberta, where the Rocky Mountains whisper secrets of freedom and frontier spirit straight into his ear—probably while he's sipping a black coffee laced with unfiltered patriotism. As Cocaine Company's resident editorialist on Canadian and American geopolitics, Michael cuts through the liberal fog with the precision of a special forces operative, which he once was, serving in the shadowy realms of Canadian intelligence where he allegedly decoded enemy chatter faster than a Mountie mounts his horse.With opinions so far right they're practically circling back around to meet the left in a fistfight, Michael is a proud pro-Republican firebrand who believes the border between Canada and the U.S. should be less a line and more a high-five.